class 11th aur 12th mein aake pata chala ki ab to bahut hardwork karna padega kyu ki sirf marks se kaam nahi chalega saath hi competitive exams ki preparation bhi karna padegi.....
Aisa lagta tha ki saala padai hi chod do aur kuch sports hi khel lo lekin saali middle class approach padna jaruri hai....baache ki jaan nikal jaati thi undinno kyu ki phele school aur phir tutions dimag ki watt lagi padi thi....
phir meine school jana kam kar diya aur chemistry ke chemical equations ko samjhna suru kiya aur physics ke newtons law aur maths ke trignometry are baap re baap ek dum se band baja baj gaya mera.....chalo koi nahi phir meine balance bana hi liya aur ye decide kiya ki competition ki preparation ghar pe hi karna hai koi extra tuts nahi lagani hai......phir kya tha undinno aptitute lagane ka chaska chada tha mujhe aur physics ke kaafi lagav ho gaya tha mera....
Meine un dinno discovery dekhna bahut suru kar diya tha mujhe physics bahut pasand aane lagi thi aur sirf wahi padta raheta tha mein.....ek design bhi ready kiya tha meine ek car ka model tha jo aapko sayad hasi aye lekin wo flying car ka model tha aur meine jiske liye Er. level ki books padna bhi start kar diya tha.....aur mere yaha jo newspaper waala tha usse physics ki weekly books bhi mangwaane laga tha numericals to mein haal laga diya karta tha.....
Jab kisi cheez mein interest aa jaye to aap kuch bhi haasil kar sakte ho mujhe bhi undinno physics mein itna maza ata tha ki numericals mein aapne haanth pe likhke solve kar diya kar deta tha dixit sir ki class mein isliye sabne mujhe scientist bulana suru kar diya tha......
undinno class 11th ko bhi board kar diya gaya ye sunte hi dimag ka dhahi ho gaya saala jaise taise 19th board diya ab ye natak aur par ek fayad bhi hua aisa hone se ki ab quaterly aur half yearly mein fail bhi ho gaye to koi farak nahi padta kyu ki final marksheet ka importance tha ab....
Half yearly exam mein chemistry exam se phele meri tabiyat kharab ho gayi thi aisa meri life mein first time hua jab mein exam dene nahi ja paya......lekin 11th board ho jaane se bach bhi gaya...
Usdin meine ek baat to samjhi ki jab bhi koi badlaav hota hai chahe jo koi chota ho ya bada uske fayade aur nuksaan dono hote hai aur hum sabko jo bhi badlaav aye uska respect karna chaiye....ho sakta hai wo aapke liye acha ho....jaisa mere saath hua....change is the nature of life....
class 11th mein mujhe fir se saala ek ladki pasand aane lagi jo dixit sir ke yaha ati thi....dil bhi saala kamina hota hai ek par kabhi nahi rukta....lekin usse baat karne ki himmat nahi hui kabhi....
phir class 11th mein undinno ek circket tournament hua tha jismein humari team bhi utri thi lekin wo match meri life ka sabse bura match tha kyu ki hamari team mein koi wicket keeper nahi tha aur match science college mein hona tha ledger ball se aur meine wicket keeping ki us match mein lekin keeing bahut hi buri hui aur kaafi saare runs miss hue the usdin mere se....lekin us team mein ankit sharma bhi tha jo aajkal IPL khelta hai usne hamari taraf se kaafi acha knock bhi khela lekin baaki ke ladke acha perform nahi kar paye kyu ki meri team mein farzi londe jayada the aur jo team school mein select hui thi wo na hote hue ground pe aur londo ko khelaya gaya jisse sabka performance bigad gaya.....
wo inning mein not out raha 20rs bana kar lekin wo meri life ka sabse bura match tha....sabne mujhe hi blame kiya haar ke liye kyu ki meine kaafi runs diye as a keeper....aur jaisa ki aap sab jaante hai hamari country mein saala kisi ek ko target karne ka fashion hai sabko apni galtiya kabhi nahi dikhti......kaafi din tak mein bahut disturb raha tha jiski wajha se lekin undino mera support kiya koshlendra chauhan ne jo mein kabhi nahi bhool sakta....
Ye to rahi khel ki baat lekin ab dance ki baat karte hai.....gwalior mein har saal jo fair lagta hai usmein perform karne ka mauka milne ja raha tha aur teacher jo dance prepare karwa rahi thi wo meri fav aur my love thi isliye unhone mujhe aur silly lover ko bulaya gaya kyu ki hum dono ne hi last year acha perform kiya tha dance mein.....aur song tha "rara riri rara" bus ek hi song tha jispe perform karna tha aur phir kya tha preparations karne neeche yaha karte the bada maza ata tha kyu ki hamri class top floor pe thi....
Aur haan dosto hamari yaha almost saare ache teachers aa gaye the isliye chod do aanchal girls ka pura gang hamari branch mein aa gaya tha kyu ki unka 10th class tha isliye.....padav waali branch se wo saari girls yaha transfer ho gayi thi aur unmein mera love bhi tha......bada acha laga ek din subha subha jab mein apne yaaro ke saath school pahucha to wo saamne khadi hui thi.....bus dil kiya usko hi dekhta rahu.....ek sapna sa lag raha tha meine to socha tha ki ab wo kabhi nahi milegi....
Life bhi kaise kaise turning points bana deti hai ab jo dil kabhi uski baaremein sochna bhool gaya tha phir se saala ushi track pe aa gaya......haan to phir gwalior fair mein perform karne ka chance milla ur second no pe laga hua tha........lekin dance ki jo humne practice ki thi wo pure song pe nahi ki thi kyu ki song kaafi bada hai aur hum logo ko usko short karna tha becoz of time lekin real time pe jo song ki caste play ki na jaane kisne wo to pura song nikla ab jaha tak practice ki thi wo kiya phir uske baad to sab ek dosre ko dekh ke kuch bhi repeated steps kar rahe the........aur saamne ek gwalior ka koi bada banda baitha tha jo chief guest bhi tha sardar ji the koi wo bhi hasne lage hum sabki nautankiya dekhke............bada hi acha aur funny din tha wo aur aisa nahi hai ki ye jo incidents hote hai hamari life mein wo sirf funny hote hai ji nahi wo hum sabko bahut saari aur cheeze bhi sikhate hai....
jaise ke meine usdin sikha ki kaise jab hum aane waale surprises ke liye prepare na ho to unko kaise face kare aur chahe situation kaisi bhi wo aur platform kitna bada kyu na ho lekin hum apna confidence level kabhi bhi na khoye......kyu ki agar confidence ki dewaar mazboot hai to life ke kisi bhi aane waale surprises ko face kiya jaa sakta hai...
school mein kisi ne sahi kaha hai hum sabka nirmaan hota hai har tarha ki conditions ke liye....
phir kya tha class 11th ke board ke exams aye lekin abki bar mujhe apne dost ko physics bhi padana tha jiske quaterly mein PCM mein 2,5,3 marks aye the..........hahahahahah......ye wahi ladka tha jiske class 10th mein 80 plus percentage the samye ki maar thi uspe.....lagi dali thi uski phir kya tha meine usko bhi padaya aur khud bhi pada.....lekin hamare exam paper mein se ek paer out ho gaya tha jiski wajha se exam phir se hua......
hamari country mein kuch bhi ho sakta hai batao exam paper tak out ho jaate hai wo bhi board ke.....matlab jo beechara mahenat kare wo rahe jaye.........jai ho hamare education system ki.......
hum sabki life mein kaafi saare teachers aate hai aur chale jaate hai lekin kuch hote hai jinko aap kabhi nahi bhool sakte unmein se ek the Rathore sir jo sirf chemistry ke teacher ki nahi balki ek ache mentor bhi the aur hum sabko har tarha ki baat pe advice dete rahete the.....
phir kya tha class 11th to maze maze mein nikal di lekin ab thi asli pariksha kyu ki 12th class aa gayi thi aur saath hi mein tha ache college mein admission lene ka presure.....
class 12th ki starting mein sabse phele mein maths ke 2 tutor lagaye ek to sanjay pahariya sir jo competitive exams ko prepare karwate aur ek sharma sir jo syllabus ko cover up karwaya karte the aur baaki chemistry aur physics to apna wahi tha.....phir jaisa ki aapko bata chuka hu mere pass scoty es hua karti thi to mein aur silly lover ushi se padav jaya karte the sanjay sir ke yaha aur har ek londe ki ek tendency thi ki agar hum gaadi ko tez chalege kisi ladki ke saamne to uspe acha impression girega aisa hi haal hamare silly lover ka bhi tha bhai sahab ko bhi pyar ho gaya the khudi se aur uske saamne azeeb aur gareeb istant karne ki bimaari thi unki jiski wajha se meri scooty ke pran nikal jaate the......... :(
Lekin undinno ek mazedar kissa hua tha ki ek ladki aur thi jo silly lover ko pasand karti thi aur bhai sahab dosri ko.......ek pyar ka locha undinno physics ki equation se hota hua chemistry ke experiment se hota hua ja raha tha aur dono ek saath ek hi gaadi pe aya karti thi tution to hum sab undono ko sautan bulaya karte the..........hehehehe........wo din bhi kya din the.........
phir kya tha rathore sir chemistry teacher ki jagha ab baba rathore kahe jaane lage wo hum sabko kaafi gyan diya karte the pyar vyaar se bachne ka........lekin dil to bacha hai ji sunne wala kaha tha wo mujhe silly lover ko aur saurabh ko jis cheez ki mana karte the hum teeno almost wahi karte the aur scooty pe ab hum do se teen ho gaye the ghar waalo se chupkar mein scooty pe ab undono ke saath yaha waha ghoomne jaya karta tha ab shaam ko pakka tha ki kahi na kahi ghoomne jana hai......
Mere ghar pe ek new room banwaya tha mere father ne meri study ke liye to fir meine aapni saari books aur apna ek lucky night lamp waha chote se store room mein shift kar liya.......aur hum teeno phir group study bhi karne lage the undinno specially maths lagaya karte the aur undino mujhe sirf chowmein banana ata tha to hum teeno ko jab bhi raat mein bhook lagti thi tab mein ghar pe hi apni dish ready karta tha........aur phir subha ke almost 4 baje tak padne ke baad wo dono apne apne ghar chale jaate the aur phir hum teeno jab sab uthne waale hua karte the tab gnyt hua karti thi.......wo first time tha jab meine group study start kari thi......undino puri raat sweety supari chala karti thi......
mujhe gussa jayada aya karti thi isliye meine first time koi nag pahena tha waise mein nahi maanta tha lekin mere father ne mujhe moti pahenwaya tha jisse mein thoda shaant raha karu......circket bhi kaafi band kar diya tha meine mujhe undino merit list mein aane ka bahut chaska tha......kyu ki mein suru se hi headlines mein rahene ka bada saukeen raha hu yahi reason hai ki aaj sayad mein ye story likh raha hu...........meine rathore sir ki tutn chod di aur unke bagal mein ek mam thi yaha laga li ek din gaya uske baad sir mere ghar pe aye aur samjhaya ki agar tujhe sahi mein merit mein ana hai to bharosa rakhna sikh mujhpe nahi apne aap pe bar bar tutns badalne se kuch nahi hota.........
wo baat jaise mere dimag ke saare taar hila gayi unki.......wo raat pura din mein sochta raha aur phir decide kiya ki nahi mein rathore sir ke yaha hi continue karuga aur books reading bhi karuga kewal tutn ke bharose nahi rahena hai agar kuch ache marks laane hai to aur bus mahenat karta aur har guruwar ko apne sai baba ke mandir chalaya jaya karta tempoo mein akele baith kar.......
Undino gwalior mein ye tempoo chala karte the jinko hum sab kauwe kaha karte the.....undinno hamre school mein ek mota sa funny character aya tha jo elephant baby tha bilkul na jaane usko dekh ke hi mujhe hasi aa jaati thi aur phir wo mujhe gaaliya diya karta tha lekin mujhe uske expressions dekh ke bahut maza ata tha........aur mein jaanke usko gussa dilaya karta tha.........
Ladki baazi bhi almost band kardi thi meine socha tha ki ache college mein jaake mast londiya pataoga.....ek mazedar kissa hua tha jab class 12th mein hum logo ne perform nahi kiya tha annual function mein to hum sab bus maze lene school gaye the aur wo function night mein tha to bhai sahab koshlendra se bat lag gayi ki tu meri chod do anchal girl ka pata karke bata de kyu ki usko chod ke almost baaki saari uske group ki girls abhi bhi school mein thi lekin usne class 10th ke baad school change kar liya tha....to phir kya mein,sillylover aur koshlendra bhai jaane lage aur uski dost ka naam to pata nahi tha to kosh ne ek usko awaaz di are sunno aur usne nahi sunna to ek dum se us ladki ke kandhe pe haanth rakh diya ye dekh kar mein aur silly lover ek dum se rasta badal gaye apna humko laga aaj to pakka maar padegi..........aur phir uski dost ne kaha haan bolo kya hua to bhai kosh na jaane kya khake aya tha usdin usne bindass poch liya ki DC kaha hai aajkal aur uska koi contact hai kya mere dost ko chaiye......mein jaise taise apna muh chupa raha tha aur uske kaha mein aise aapko nahi bata sakti usse bina poche..........aur chali gayi.......
baad mein jab mein apni cycle nikalne gaya waha pe ye saari girls khadi hui thi aur wo mujhe aise dekh rahi thi jaise meine kisi ka balatkaar kar diya ho.......mein apni nazre chura raha tha aur wo sab mujhe ghoore ja rahi thi......phir kya baba ka naam le ke hum teeno waha se bhaag liye.........hehehehe....
phir kya tha wo aakhri din tha jab meine apne school mein aisa danger kaam kiya tha ab exam pass aa gaye the aur tuts mein ab test series start ho gayi thi aur hum sab usmein acha perform karne mein lag gaye the lekin hum teeno un dino test deke seedhe gwalior fair nikal jaate the tab suna karte the ki fair mein bheed mein ladkiyo ke boobs daba dete hai londe aur koi pakad bhi nahi pata.....to mujhe bhi undino aise kuch karne ka dil kiya karta tha kosis karta tha fair mein jaanke ladki se takraane ki usko touch karne ki unke hips pe haanth maarne ki bada maza ata tha undino aisi harkate karke.....
ek taraf sex parvaan chad raha tha aur raat ko haseen haseen khawab ate the wahi dosri taraf saala 12th ke board exam mein phir apna focus badane ke liye thodi puja paat suru kardi nahi to mere board mein pakka wicket udjata.......
God ki prayer karne se sach mein kaafi positive thought aane lage aur mein study ki taraf kaafi focus ho gaya phir meine exams se phele hi saara revision kar liya aur exam dene hum teeno apni gaddi se jaya karte aur raste mein khoob masti kiya karte the aur har bar ki tarha abki bar bhi ek govt school mein exam center pada lekin sukr tha ki kam se kam yaha pe baithne ke liye benches to thi....
phir kya phele exam to acha raha lekin saala chemistry ka paper jab haanth mein aya to tote ud gaye sabke kya khatarnaam paper banaya tha mujhe to exam hall mein laga ki aaj to fail hua mein lekin sabne kaha tha ki board exam mein copy jarur bhar ana....to jaise taise meine copy bhar di aur bus yahi calculation laga raha tha likhte waqt ki agar ismein 30 marks bhi aye to grace ki jugad ho jayegi aur un dino kaha jata tha ki board mein ek exam jarur tough ata hai to mein bus itna soch raha tha likhte waqt ki yahi wo tough paper hai baaki easy hoge.......dil ko tasalli de raha tha aur na jaane kya bakwas likhe ja raha tha mujhe bhi nahi pata........usdin ladkiya to roone lagi exam paper dekh ke....
phir kya jaise taise baaki ke exams thk thak aye undino mein kabhi cheating nahi karta tha kyu ki mujhe lagta tha ki kahi pakad na jao lekin mein karwata sabko tha ek londa tha jisko meine physics ka paper dikhaya tha aaj canada mein hai sala aur ek londiya jo principal ki relative thi saali ko maths ka paper pura dikhaya even ek do questions pure solve karke bhi diye kyu ki set alag alag aate the lekin saali itni selfish nikli ki kya batao usdin samjh aa gaya tha bhai ladkiyo ka matlab nikal jata hai phir tum mein laat marke nikal jaati hai kisi aur se apna matlab nikalwaane.......
chalo koi nahi kisi ne sahi kaha hai ladki aur bus ke peeche kabhi nahi bhaagna chaiye lekin dil to bada masum hota hai maanta hi nahi hai......aisa hi kuch mere dost ke saath ho raha tha pankaj ko undinno ek ladki pasand aa gayi thi aur usne socha bhi tha ki last exam waale din wo baat karega usse lekin aisa ho nahi paya aur saara credit hum sabko jata hai..........hahahaha........actually hua kya tha exam khatam ho gaya to mein aur silly lover bahar nikal ke sabse milne lage utne mein humko pankaj dikh gaya jo chup chap kone mein intzaar kar raha tha us ladki ke nikalne ka taaki uska ghar dekh sake kyu ki undinno mobile phones to itne chalte nahi the ki har kisi ke pass ho aur na hi ab school mein mil sakte the isliye wo jugad mein khada tha lekin humko kya pata tha hum uske pass gaye aur masti karne lage aur undinno exam khatam hote hi har koi apne future planning ke liye kahi na kahi jaake discussion karne ki soch raha tha aur saath mein masti bhi to humne jabardasti pankaj ko pakad ke uske ghar jo pass hi mein tha waha le gaye..........aur tab kya dosto ko ladke batate bhi nahi the ki wo kaha line maar rahe hai aur uska nuksaan jhelna pad gaya pankaj babu ko kyu ki wo ladki bhi gayab ho gayi hamesha ke liye aur future ko kisko padi thi uswaqt..........phir kuch saal ke baad jab mein aur pankaj saath mein beer peene baithe tab usne mujhe ye sab bataya ki wo usdin ladki se milne ka wait kar raha tha aur mein apne gang ke saath uske pass pahuch gaya.........wo aaj bhi hum dono ko gaaliya deta hai usdin ke liye kyu ki jab tak facebook pe wo usko milli tab tak uski shaadi ho chuki thi........hehehehe......
waise undino jab social networking itni boom mein nahi thi tab bada muskil ho jata tha kisi ko search karna wo din bhi kya din the humne apne school se college tak kaafi saare changes dekh liye phir wo chahe jagha ka development ho ya phir technology ka..........hum aisi generation ke londe hai jisne telephone ke trunk call se pager or mobile phone hi nahi television or social networking ki boom bhi dekhi.......
sab kuch hamare saamne hi hota ja raha tha aur life badi teezi se badalti ja rahi thi ab color television mein tata sky aa chuka tha physical sports ki jagha ab saara khel orkut pe chat ka rahe gaya tha aur life cosy to ho rahi thi lekin hum sab physically ill hote rahe the........
class 12th ke exam over ho chuke the aur ab bahut pressure tha ki Entrance exam nikalna hai aisa lag hi nahi raha tha undino ki abhi board exam over hue hai saara focus ab college mein admission lene pe tha......
undinno mein apne aapko bahut hi peeche mahesus kar raha tha kyu ki meri competitive exams ki koi special coaching nahi hui thi aur baaki sab koi Kota ja ke preparation karke aya tha to kisi ne specially IIT ki tuts lagai hui thi....ek cheez mujhe bahut azeeb lagti thi sabke parents apne bacho se itne expectations rakhte hai ki kabhi kabhi bahut azeeb si feelings aati hai aur ek azeeb si race mein lag jaate hai beechare hum sab koi jaruri nahi hai ki sabko Er banna hi ho......har koi unique hota hai aur uska area of interest alag bhi ho sakta hai....
Aisa lagta tha ki saala padai hi chod do aur kuch sports hi khel lo lekin saali middle class approach padna jaruri hai....baache ki jaan nikal jaati thi undinno kyu ki phele school aur phir tutions dimag ki watt lagi padi thi....
phir meine school jana kam kar diya aur chemistry ke chemical equations ko samjhna suru kiya aur physics ke newtons law aur maths ke trignometry are baap re baap ek dum se band baja baj gaya mera.....chalo koi nahi phir meine balance bana hi liya aur ye decide kiya ki competition ki preparation ghar pe hi karna hai koi extra tuts nahi lagani hai......phir kya tha undinno aptitute lagane ka chaska chada tha mujhe aur physics ke kaafi lagav ho gaya tha mera....
Meine un dinno discovery dekhna bahut suru kar diya tha mujhe physics bahut pasand aane lagi thi aur sirf wahi padta raheta tha mein.....ek design bhi ready kiya tha meine ek car ka model tha jo aapko sayad hasi aye lekin wo flying car ka model tha aur meine jiske liye Er. level ki books padna bhi start kar diya tha.....aur mere yaha jo newspaper waala tha usse physics ki weekly books bhi mangwaane laga tha numericals to mein haal laga diya karta tha.....
Jab kisi cheez mein interest aa jaye to aap kuch bhi haasil kar sakte ho mujhe bhi undinno physics mein itna maza ata tha ki numericals mein aapne haanth pe likhke solve kar diya kar deta tha dixit sir ki class mein isliye sabne mujhe scientist bulana suru kar diya tha......
undinno class 11th ko bhi board kar diya gaya ye sunte hi dimag ka dhahi ho gaya saala jaise taise 19th board diya ab ye natak aur par ek fayad bhi hua aisa hone se ki ab quaterly aur half yearly mein fail bhi ho gaye to koi farak nahi padta kyu ki final marksheet ka importance tha ab....
Half yearly exam mein chemistry exam se phele meri tabiyat kharab ho gayi thi aisa meri life mein first time hua jab mein exam dene nahi ja paya......lekin 11th board ho jaane se bach bhi gaya...
Usdin meine ek baat to samjhi ki jab bhi koi badlaav hota hai chahe jo koi chota ho ya bada uske fayade aur nuksaan dono hote hai aur hum sabko jo bhi badlaav aye uska respect karna chaiye....ho sakta hai wo aapke liye acha ho....jaisa mere saath hua....change is the nature of life....
class 11th mein mujhe fir se saala ek ladki pasand aane lagi jo dixit sir ke yaha ati thi....dil bhi saala kamina hota hai ek par kabhi nahi rukta....lekin usse baat karne ki himmat nahi hui kabhi....
phir class 11th mein undinno ek circket tournament hua tha jismein humari team bhi utri thi lekin wo match meri life ka sabse bura match tha kyu ki hamari team mein koi wicket keeper nahi tha aur match science college mein hona tha ledger ball se aur meine wicket keeping ki us match mein lekin keeing bahut hi buri hui aur kaafi saare runs miss hue the usdin mere se....lekin us team mein ankit sharma bhi tha jo aajkal IPL khelta hai usne hamari taraf se kaafi acha knock bhi khela lekin baaki ke ladke acha perform nahi kar paye kyu ki meri team mein farzi londe jayada the aur jo team school mein select hui thi wo na hote hue ground pe aur londo ko khelaya gaya jisse sabka performance bigad gaya.....
wo inning mein not out raha 20rs bana kar lekin wo meri life ka sabse bura match tha....sabne mujhe hi blame kiya haar ke liye kyu ki meine kaafi runs diye as a keeper....aur jaisa ki aap sab jaante hai hamari country mein saala kisi ek ko target karne ka fashion hai sabko apni galtiya kabhi nahi dikhti......kaafi din tak mein bahut disturb raha tha jiski wajha se lekin undino mera support kiya koshlendra chauhan ne jo mein kabhi nahi bhool sakta....
Ye to rahi khel ki baat lekin ab dance ki baat karte hai.....gwalior mein har saal jo fair lagta hai usmein perform karne ka mauka milne ja raha tha aur teacher jo dance prepare karwa rahi thi wo meri fav aur my love thi isliye unhone mujhe aur silly lover ko bulaya gaya kyu ki hum dono ne hi last year acha perform kiya tha dance mein.....aur song tha "rara riri rara" bus ek hi song tha jispe perform karna tha aur phir kya tha preparations karne neeche yaha karte the bada maza ata tha kyu ki hamri class top floor pe thi....
Aur haan dosto hamari yaha almost saare ache teachers aa gaye the isliye chod do aanchal girls ka pura gang hamari branch mein aa gaya tha kyu ki unka 10th class tha isliye.....padav waali branch se wo saari girls yaha transfer ho gayi thi aur unmein mera love bhi tha......bada acha laga ek din subha subha jab mein apne yaaro ke saath school pahucha to wo saamne khadi hui thi.....bus dil kiya usko hi dekhta rahu.....ek sapna sa lag raha tha meine to socha tha ki ab wo kabhi nahi milegi....
Life bhi kaise kaise turning points bana deti hai ab jo dil kabhi uski baaremein sochna bhool gaya tha phir se saala ushi track pe aa gaya......haan to phir gwalior fair mein perform karne ka chance milla ur second no pe laga hua tha........lekin dance ki jo humne practice ki thi wo pure song pe nahi ki thi kyu ki song kaafi bada hai aur hum logo ko usko short karna tha becoz of time lekin real time pe jo song ki caste play ki na jaane kisne wo to pura song nikla ab jaha tak practice ki thi wo kiya phir uske baad to sab ek dosre ko dekh ke kuch bhi repeated steps kar rahe the........aur saamne ek gwalior ka koi bada banda baitha tha jo chief guest bhi tha sardar ji the koi wo bhi hasne lage hum sabki nautankiya dekhke............bada hi acha aur funny din tha wo aur aisa nahi hai ki ye jo incidents hote hai hamari life mein wo sirf funny hote hai ji nahi wo hum sabko bahut saari aur cheeze bhi sikhate hai....
jaise ke meine usdin sikha ki kaise jab hum aane waale surprises ke liye prepare na ho to unko kaise face kare aur chahe situation kaisi bhi wo aur platform kitna bada kyu na ho lekin hum apna confidence level kabhi bhi na khoye......kyu ki agar confidence ki dewaar mazboot hai to life ke kisi bhi aane waale surprises ko face kiya jaa sakta hai...
school mein kisi ne sahi kaha hai hum sabka nirmaan hota hai har tarha ki conditions ke liye....
phir kya tha class 11th ke board ke exams aye lekin abki bar mujhe apne dost ko physics bhi padana tha jiske quaterly mein PCM mein 2,5,3 marks aye the..........hahahahahah......ye wahi ladka tha jiske class 10th mein 80 plus percentage the samye ki maar thi uspe.....lagi dali thi uski phir kya tha meine usko bhi padaya aur khud bhi pada.....lekin hamare exam paper mein se ek paer out ho gaya tha jiski wajha se exam phir se hua......
hamari country mein kuch bhi ho sakta hai batao exam paper tak out ho jaate hai wo bhi board ke.....matlab jo beechara mahenat kare wo rahe jaye.........jai ho hamare education system ki.......
hum sabki life mein kaafi saare teachers aate hai aur chale jaate hai lekin kuch hote hai jinko aap kabhi nahi bhool sakte unmein se ek the Rathore sir jo sirf chemistry ke teacher ki nahi balki ek ache mentor bhi the aur hum sabko har tarha ki baat pe advice dete rahete the.....
phir kya tha class 11th to maze maze mein nikal di lekin ab thi asli pariksha kyu ki 12th class aa gayi thi aur saath hi mein tha ache college mein admission lene ka presure.....
class 12th ki starting mein sabse phele mein maths ke 2 tutor lagaye ek to sanjay pahariya sir jo competitive exams ko prepare karwate aur ek sharma sir jo syllabus ko cover up karwaya karte the aur baaki chemistry aur physics to apna wahi tha.....phir jaisa ki aapko bata chuka hu mere pass scoty es hua karti thi to mein aur silly lover ushi se padav jaya karte the sanjay sir ke yaha aur har ek londe ki ek tendency thi ki agar hum gaadi ko tez chalege kisi ladki ke saamne to uspe acha impression girega aisa hi haal hamare silly lover ka bhi tha bhai sahab ko bhi pyar ho gaya the khudi se aur uske saamne azeeb aur gareeb istant karne ki bimaari thi unki jiski wajha se meri scooty ke pran nikal jaate the......... :(
Lekin undinno ek mazedar kissa hua tha ki ek ladki aur thi jo silly lover ko pasand karti thi aur bhai sahab dosri ko.......ek pyar ka locha undinno physics ki equation se hota hua chemistry ke experiment se hota hua ja raha tha aur dono ek saath ek hi gaadi pe aya karti thi tution to hum sab undono ko sautan bulaya karte the..........hehehehe........wo din bhi kya din the.........
phir kya tha rathore sir chemistry teacher ki jagha ab baba rathore kahe jaane lage wo hum sabko kaafi gyan diya karte the pyar vyaar se bachne ka........lekin dil to bacha hai ji sunne wala kaha tha wo mujhe silly lover ko aur saurabh ko jis cheez ki mana karte the hum teeno almost wahi karte the aur scooty pe ab hum do se teen ho gaye the ghar waalo se chupkar mein scooty pe ab undono ke saath yaha waha ghoomne jaya karta tha ab shaam ko pakka tha ki kahi na kahi ghoomne jana hai......
Mere ghar pe ek new room banwaya tha mere father ne meri study ke liye to fir meine aapni saari books aur apna ek lucky night lamp waha chote se store room mein shift kar liya.......aur hum teeno phir group study bhi karne lage the undinno specially maths lagaya karte the aur undino mujhe sirf chowmein banana ata tha to hum teeno ko jab bhi raat mein bhook lagti thi tab mein ghar pe hi apni dish ready karta tha........aur phir subha ke almost 4 baje tak padne ke baad wo dono apne apne ghar chale jaate the aur phir hum teeno jab sab uthne waale hua karte the tab gnyt hua karti thi.......wo first time tha jab meine group study start kari thi......undino puri raat sweety supari chala karti thi......
mujhe gussa jayada aya karti thi isliye meine first time koi nag pahena tha waise mein nahi maanta tha lekin mere father ne mujhe moti pahenwaya tha jisse mein thoda shaant raha karu......circket bhi kaafi band kar diya tha meine mujhe undino merit list mein aane ka bahut chaska tha......kyu ki mein suru se hi headlines mein rahene ka bada saukeen raha hu yahi reason hai ki aaj sayad mein ye story likh raha hu...........meine rathore sir ki tutn chod di aur unke bagal mein ek mam thi yaha laga li ek din gaya uske baad sir mere ghar pe aye aur samjhaya ki agar tujhe sahi mein merit mein ana hai to bharosa rakhna sikh mujhpe nahi apne aap pe bar bar tutns badalne se kuch nahi hota.........
wo baat jaise mere dimag ke saare taar hila gayi unki.......wo raat pura din mein sochta raha aur phir decide kiya ki nahi mein rathore sir ke yaha hi continue karuga aur books reading bhi karuga kewal tutn ke bharose nahi rahena hai agar kuch ache marks laane hai to aur bus mahenat karta aur har guruwar ko apne sai baba ke mandir chalaya jaya karta tempoo mein akele baith kar.......
Undino gwalior mein ye tempoo chala karte the jinko hum sab kauwe kaha karte the.....undinno hamre school mein ek mota sa funny character aya tha jo elephant baby tha bilkul na jaane usko dekh ke hi mujhe hasi aa jaati thi aur phir wo mujhe gaaliya diya karta tha lekin mujhe uske expressions dekh ke bahut maza ata tha........aur mein jaanke usko gussa dilaya karta tha.........
Ladki baazi bhi almost band kardi thi meine socha tha ki ache college mein jaake mast londiya pataoga.....ek mazedar kissa hua tha jab class 12th mein hum logo ne perform nahi kiya tha annual function mein to hum sab bus maze lene school gaye the aur wo function night mein tha to bhai sahab koshlendra se bat lag gayi ki tu meri chod do anchal girl ka pata karke bata de kyu ki usko chod ke almost baaki saari uske group ki girls abhi bhi school mein thi lekin usne class 10th ke baad school change kar liya tha....to phir kya mein,sillylover aur koshlendra bhai jaane lage aur uski dost ka naam to pata nahi tha to kosh ne ek usko awaaz di are sunno aur usne nahi sunna to ek dum se us ladki ke kandhe pe haanth rakh diya ye dekh kar mein aur silly lover ek dum se rasta badal gaye apna humko laga aaj to pakka maar padegi..........aur phir uski dost ne kaha haan bolo kya hua to bhai kosh na jaane kya khake aya tha usdin usne bindass poch liya ki DC kaha hai aajkal aur uska koi contact hai kya mere dost ko chaiye......mein jaise taise apna muh chupa raha tha aur uske kaha mein aise aapko nahi bata sakti usse bina poche..........aur chali gayi.......
baad mein jab mein apni cycle nikalne gaya waha pe ye saari girls khadi hui thi aur wo mujhe aise dekh rahi thi jaise meine kisi ka balatkaar kar diya ho.......mein apni nazre chura raha tha aur wo sab mujhe ghoore ja rahi thi......phir kya baba ka naam le ke hum teeno waha se bhaag liye.........hehehehe....
phir kya tha wo aakhri din tha jab meine apne school mein aisa danger kaam kiya tha ab exam pass aa gaye the aur tuts mein ab test series start ho gayi thi aur hum sab usmein acha perform karne mein lag gaye the lekin hum teeno un dino test deke seedhe gwalior fair nikal jaate the tab suna karte the ki fair mein bheed mein ladkiyo ke boobs daba dete hai londe aur koi pakad bhi nahi pata.....to mujhe bhi undino aise kuch karne ka dil kiya karta tha kosis karta tha fair mein jaanke ladki se takraane ki usko touch karne ki unke hips pe haanth maarne ki bada maza ata tha undino aisi harkate karke.....
ek taraf sex parvaan chad raha tha aur raat ko haseen haseen khawab ate the wahi dosri taraf saala 12th ke board exam mein phir apna focus badane ke liye thodi puja paat suru kardi nahi to mere board mein pakka wicket udjata.......
God ki prayer karne se sach mein kaafi positive thought aane lage aur mein study ki taraf kaafi focus ho gaya phir meine exams se phele hi saara revision kar liya aur exam dene hum teeno apni gaddi se jaya karte aur raste mein khoob masti kiya karte the aur har bar ki tarha abki bar bhi ek govt school mein exam center pada lekin sukr tha ki kam se kam yaha pe baithne ke liye benches to thi....
phir kya phele exam to acha raha lekin saala chemistry ka paper jab haanth mein aya to tote ud gaye sabke kya khatarnaam paper banaya tha mujhe to exam hall mein laga ki aaj to fail hua mein lekin sabne kaha tha ki board exam mein copy jarur bhar ana....to jaise taise meine copy bhar di aur bus yahi calculation laga raha tha likhte waqt ki agar ismein 30 marks bhi aye to grace ki jugad ho jayegi aur un dino kaha jata tha ki board mein ek exam jarur tough ata hai to mein bus itna soch raha tha likhte waqt ki yahi wo tough paper hai baaki easy hoge.......dil ko tasalli de raha tha aur na jaane kya bakwas likhe ja raha tha mujhe bhi nahi pata........usdin ladkiya to roone lagi exam paper dekh ke....
phir kya jaise taise baaki ke exams thk thak aye undino mein kabhi cheating nahi karta tha kyu ki mujhe lagta tha ki kahi pakad na jao lekin mein karwata sabko tha ek londa tha jisko meine physics ka paper dikhaya tha aaj canada mein hai sala aur ek londiya jo principal ki relative thi saali ko maths ka paper pura dikhaya even ek do questions pure solve karke bhi diye kyu ki set alag alag aate the lekin saali itni selfish nikli ki kya batao usdin samjh aa gaya tha bhai ladkiyo ka matlab nikal jata hai phir tum mein laat marke nikal jaati hai kisi aur se apna matlab nikalwaane.......
chalo koi nahi kisi ne sahi kaha hai ladki aur bus ke peeche kabhi nahi bhaagna chaiye lekin dil to bada masum hota hai maanta hi nahi hai......aisa hi kuch mere dost ke saath ho raha tha pankaj ko undinno ek ladki pasand aa gayi thi aur usne socha bhi tha ki last exam waale din wo baat karega usse lekin aisa ho nahi paya aur saara credit hum sabko jata hai..........hahahaha........actually hua kya tha exam khatam ho gaya to mein aur silly lover bahar nikal ke sabse milne lage utne mein humko pankaj dikh gaya jo chup chap kone mein intzaar kar raha tha us ladki ke nikalne ka taaki uska ghar dekh sake kyu ki undinno mobile phones to itne chalte nahi the ki har kisi ke pass ho aur na hi ab school mein mil sakte the isliye wo jugad mein khada tha lekin humko kya pata tha hum uske pass gaye aur masti karne lage aur undinno exam khatam hote hi har koi apne future planning ke liye kahi na kahi jaake discussion karne ki soch raha tha aur saath mein masti bhi to humne jabardasti pankaj ko pakad ke uske ghar jo pass hi mein tha waha le gaye..........aur tab kya dosto ko ladke batate bhi nahi the ki wo kaha line maar rahe hai aur uska nuksaan jhelna pad gaya pankaj babu ko kyu ki wo ladki bhi gayab ho gayi hamesha ke liye aur future ko kisko padi thi uswaqt..........phir kuch saal ke baad jab mein aur pankaj saath mein beer peene baithe tab usne mujhe ye sab bataya ki wo usdin ladki se milne ka wait kar raha tha aur mein apne gang ke saath uske pass pahuch gaya.........wo aaj bhi hum dono ko gaaliya deta hai usdin ke liye kyu ki jab tak facebook pe wo usko milli tab tak uski shaadi ho chuki thi........hehehehe......
waise undino jab social networking itni boom mein nahi thi tab bada muskil ho jata tha kisi ko search karna wo din bhi kya din the humne apne school se college tak kaafi saare changes dekh liye phir wo chahe jagha ka development ho ya phir technology ka..........hum aisi generation ke londe hai jisne telephone ke trunk call se pager or mobile phone hi nahi television or social networking ki boom bhi dekhi.......
sab kuch hamare saamne hi hota ja raha tha aur life badi teezi se badalti ja rahi thi ab color television mein tata sky aa chuka tha physical sports ki jagha ab saara khel orkut pe chat ka rahe gaya tha aur life cosy to ho rahi thi lekin hum sab physically ill hote rahe the........
class 12th ke exam over ho chuke the aur ab bahut pressure tha ki Entrance exam nikalna hai aisa lag hi nahi raha tha undino ki abhi board exam over hue hai saara focus ab college mein admission lene pe tha......
undinno mein apne aapko bahut hi peeche mahesus kar raha tha kyu ki meri competitive exams ki koi special coaching nahi hui thi aur baaki sab koi Kota ja ke preparation karke aya tha to kisi ne specially IIT ki tuts lagai hui thi....ek cheez mujhe bahut azeeb lagti thi sabke parents apne bacho se itne expectations rakhte hai ki kabhi kabhi bahut azeeb si feelings aati hai aur ek azeeb si race mein lag jaate hai beechare hum sab koi jaruri nahi hai ki sabko Er banna hi ho......har koi unique hota hai aur uska area of interest alag bhi ho sakta hai....
